Table of Contents chapter title pages Front Matter 1 Friendly Advice 2 1. The Arousing of Thought 3-50 2. Introduction: Why Beelzebub Was in Our Solar System 51-55 3. The Cause of the Delay in the Falling of the Ship Karnak 56-65 4. The Law of Falling 66-69 5. The System of Archangel Hariton 70-72 6. Perpetual Motion 73-75 7. Becoming Aware of Genuine Being-Duty 76-78 8. The Impudent Brat Hassein, Beelzebubs Grandson, Dares to Call Men “Slugs” 79-80 9. The Cause of the Genesis of the Moon 81-86 10. Why “Men” Are Not Men 87-93 11. A Piquant Trait of the Peculiar Psyche of Contemporary Man 94-97 12. The First “Growl” 98-102 13. Why in Mans Reason Fantasy May Be Perceived as Reality 103-105 14. The Beginnings of Perspectives Promising Nothing Very Cheerful 106-108 15. The First Descent of Beelzebub upon the Planet Earth 109-120 16. The Relative Understanding of Time 121-133 17. The Arch-absurd According to the Assertion of Beelzebub, Our Sun Neither Lights nor Heats 134-148 18. The Arch-preposterous 149-176 19. Beelzebubs Tales About His Second Descent onto the Planet Earth 177-206 20. The Third Flight of Beelzebub to the Planet Earth 207-226 21. The First Visit of Beelzebub to India 227-251 22. Beelzebub for the First Time in Tibet 252-267 23. The Fourth Personal Sojourn of Beelzebub on the Planet Earth 268-314 24. Beelzebubs Flight to the Planet Earth for the Fifth Time 315-346 25. The Very Saintly Ashiata Shiemash, Sent from Above to the Earth 347-352 26. The Legominism Concerning the Deliberations of the Very Saintly Ashiata Shiemash Under the Title of “The Terror-of-the-Situation” 353-365 27. The Organization for Mans Existence Created by the Very Saintly Ashiata Shiemash 366-389 28. The Chief Culprit in the Destruction of All the Very Saintly Labors of Ashiata Shiemash 390-412 29. The Fruits of Former Civilizations and the Blossoms of the Contemporary 413-448 30. Art 449-523 31. The Sixth and Last Sojourn of Beelzebub on the Planet Earth 524-557 32. Hypnotism 558-578 33. Beelzebub as Professional Hypnotist 579-590 34. Russia 591-656 35. A Change in the Appointed Course of the Falling of the Transspace Ship Karnak 657-659 36. Just a Wee Bit More About the Germans 660-662 37. France 663-693 38. Religion 694-743 39. The Holy Planet “Purgatory” 744-812 40. Beelzebub Tells How People Learned and Again Forgot About the Fundamental Cosmic Law of Heptaparaparshinokh 813-870 41. The Bokharian Dervish Hadji-Asvatz-Troov 871-917 42. Beelzebub in America 918-1054 43. Beelzebubs Survey of the Process of the Periodic Reciprocal Destruction of Men, or Beelzebubs Opinion of War 1055-1144 44. In the Opinion of Beelzebub, Mans Understanding of Justice Is for Him in the Objective Sense an Accursed Mirage 1119-1144 45. In the Opinion of Beelzebub, Mans Extraction of Electricity from Nature and Its Destruction During Its Use, Is One of the Chief Causes of the Shortening of the Life of Man 1145-1160 46. Beelzebub Explains to His Grandson the Significance of the Form and Sequence Which He Chose for Expounding the Information Concerning Man 1161-1172 47. The Inevitable Result of Impartial Mentation 1173-1183 48. From the Author 1184-1238